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call me fang
they/them ▪ fl ▪ capricorn
cosplayer ▪ student ▪ graphic design
my beau♥

derse dreamer
knight of hope
land of trusses and calcium




quaffle-art:

holding hands holding hands holding hands
tererzi:

haha don’t touch me (click for full view ‘cause tumblr’s dumb)

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

(Source: versallles, via johndavebooty)

whitedad:

i know what we’re all thinking
makinasammich:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.
So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused. 

I hope you realize that Americans all came from European decent.

achillesfeels:

*smashes 8 million dollar vase* where my boys at

(via lawnegbert)

kf1n3:


no dave you dont understand, it was a long 5 minutes

aquabat:

ah yes. 4/13. day of the #homestuck. good old hornstink. mine old friends john eggshell and rose londe. johnkat. jane crotcher. roxy. good old eridan and his bee boy friend. ok thats about all i remember about cornstalk. therewas a dog too right  there were some dogs

(via harveychan)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via waterprism)